(via Unscrewing the Inscrutable)
Some priceless friday humor- Cleolinda Jones does her 15 minute version of the new action/disaster movie, The Day After Tomorrow.
And it is hi-larious. Click to read- drink warning-
Giant Room of Giant Computers (D.C. Office of Sciency Things, Possibly Including NASA)
MOVIE SCIENTISTS: NONE OF OUR THEORIES EXPLAIN WHAT’S HAPPENING AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
JACK: Well, I have a non-Scottish professor in Scotland who says that the melting of the polar ice caps, as seen in my first scene in this movie, is causing a catastrophic desalinization of the North Atlantic, which in turn is screwing up the currents, which in turn is screwing up the rest of the weather.
MOVIE SCIENTISTS: Which means…?
JACK: Icy death.
MOVIE SCIENTISTS: OH NOES!
CLEO: Okay, so… if the problem is rapid desalinization… is there any way you could try to … resalinize the ocean?
MOVIE SCIENTISTS: So… what you’re suggesting is… we dump the world’s table salt reserves into the North Atlantic.
CLEO: I didn’t say… well, something like that. Only make it sciency.
MOVIE SCIENTISTS: …
JACK: Ma’am, that idea is too stupid even for this movie.